Can I Do It One-Handed?
Type? Well, I tried. I really did. But I think faster than I type anyway, and my thoughts need to be expressed. Logic would say don't type...
Drive? Yes. Badly.
Lift boxes? I admit that I probably shouldn't...and anyway they called Leigh in to be my lackey. Heh heh.
Eat Cheetos? Try doing this left handed when you can't use the thumb much...and then you can't easily wash the hand so the fingers are still orange. Yeah.
Reassemble an engine? No! Wait, I could never do that.
Take pictures? Yeah, although I can't get steady enough for a good close-up.
Play with the boxcutters? Yes, of course. Hey, I hate being on the floor. I like being in the back, no one yells at me when I talk to myself.
Throw balls while balancing? "Did you do the rebounder? Oh, I forgot. Hand." "Yes, hand." "Can't you do it with one hand?" "My aim's bad enough with two!"
Be my irrepressible if slightly clumsy self? Can't you tell?