Of course, we all know I'm a sucker for memes, but this one doesn't make much connected sense so I especially like it. From the rejuvenated Marc.
Would you rather...
1. be able to talk to dolphins or spiders? Why would I want to talk to spiders? To hear their death pleas just before I smash them?
2. be able to shoot spaghetti noodles from your fingertips or change the color of your skin to various shades of pastel? Going with the spaghetti thing, since I'm always hungry.
3. develop an allergy to your favorite food or your best friend? Well, we all know I can deal with the food allergy thing...
4. walk across the United States of America from Los Angeles to New York or climb Mount Everest? At least the U.S. would be scenic, but none of that walking sounds appealing. Can Harvey come?