Day in the Life
8:30 A.M. Oh, look, it’s the Hair Club! Yeah, whatever.
11:00 Why on earth did I set the alarm for 11?
11:37 Okay, it’s late enough to call work.
11:40 And Christy is being waaaaaay too perky. But at least I don’t have to go in.
11:42 All right, I’ll be good and get my flu shot. But I’m doing it in my pajamas.
11:46 Too cold for pajamas so I throw some Auburn pants on.
12:00 P.M. "Are you high risk?" Yes ma’am. So I don't look like the fifty-years-older crowd.
12:05 Listening to people talk of their ailments and call their husbands Dad...
12:15 "Don’t move, you’re bleeding." Apparently this makes me interesting.
12:20 It’s that time again- time to play Where’s Nettie’s Car?
12:35 Stupid Windows Media Player. Now I have to restart.
12:50 And now that I have the Internet’s gone out. So not in the mood to fix it.
1:35 Dang, my belt got broken. Suppose I shouldn’t throw it.
1:48 Internet back up.
3:00 Lunch. Cream of Wheat. Don't think I bothered with breakfast.
3:32 Finish kuru book.
4:02 "Your browser's cookie functionality is disabled." No. It. Isn't!
4:54 Impulse to do my German Freudian impression: "Ve vill hoff to shink your head. Und how does zat mack you feel?"
5:39 Clip of Pooh going on murderous rampage shouldn't make me cry with laughter.
6:15 Hurricane Wilma Punishes Mexico Coastline. Bad Mexico coastline, bad!
7:00 Where's my SVU?
7:57 Stupid Criminal Intent.
8:00 Ahh, Law and Order:SVU. Good USA.
8:30 Discussion of marriage and family with online friend that morphs into cloning, to capitalism, that morphs into...something.
9:00 More SVU. Sensing a pattern?
9:07 Eh, I've seen this one twice already. Which isn't an automatic disqualification except I remember how it ends.
10:02 There have to be some I haven't seen.
10:07 Yet I still gasp when the rogue cop lunges.
11:11 Stupid spambots. Why would I want a year of Lean Cuisines?
12:00 A.M. Technically a new day, but I don't measure time like normal people.
12:34 What bit me?
1:02 Nice bruise under that Band-Aid.
1:40 The Net: Bringing Similarly Strange Minds Together.
2:20 Burn a CD of stupid Christmas songs to amuse my friends.
2:45 Drag myself into the shower. After which I have the self-discipline to stay away from the computer and go to bed.
14 Comments:
Cool idea!
I'm going to try that.
Alice
Vat, di Pooh on di rumpage huh? I zense a zevere dizturbanze in dis von.
Zo, Doktor Vreud, vat do you zink?
I have to get the flu shot every year due to my asthma, and I am surrounded by the geriatric crew...and feel REALLY bad even getting the shot. Last year, I refrained from getting it due to the shortage...that was horrible--but I did good without a bad attack last winter.
Spambots! ha!!! I keep getting these girls emailing me (bots) with names like, "Jenny"--and that's it, ....with the subject header:
"D0 y0u m3n w4nt 2 g3t b1gg3r?"
Apparently, if they type it all wacky like that, it gets through for some reason...email systems can't detect it. It's also obvious they think I'm a man.
Hmm...
You always cheer me up, Nettie! This was a way funny post. Thanks!
Bored much?
Thanks for the reminder of what life was like before having kids. I would love to have a day like yours!!!
We are all getting a flu shot this year - I've never had one (neither has my husband) - but it doesn't have to do with the fact that both of us are over fifty (yes, Nettie, I am that old!!). It has to do with my oldest daughter's illness. I hate shots!!!! I can give them, but I can't receive them without cringing.
im 50 should I get a flu shot? Ill ask my nurse friend
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purplishhaze.blogspot.com
Kuru... Did you read Gadjusek? Well, there is an interesting opposing theory too! Let me know if you want that link.
Bad Mexico coastline, bad!
Lol! (Even though the actual damage isn't funny, your pun on the headline is.)
GAH! Flu shot! I'm high risk but I always skip mine. How bad is that? Never mind don't tell me, that's what my mom is for.
You have a concept post going here. Cool.
Cute post!
Nettie, ru alrite? You seem a little disjointed.
what is that thing at 4:02, i got that sometimes too, i have no idea what it's even talking about.
and my oldest daughter hates it when i refer to my husband as "your dad" and i pointed out to her that he is "your dad" and not "my dad" and that's why i refer to him as that. now when he leaves her a note, he always signs it as "your dad", hahahahahahahahaha
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