I'm Not Lazy, I Just Like Memes
Courtesy Better Safe. Hey, isn't there some rule, the rule of sevens or something? Oh well...
7 things I plan to do before I die: *I'd wanted to vote since I was seven years old, so that was a big accomplishment, one I will continue doing. *I want to have kids, since I love them, although some people would undoubtedly wonder why I would subject some poor child to my genetic material. *Go to Central or South America, on a missions trip. *Also go back to Europe, revisit Austria and Italy, and see more- Poland and the Ukraine, as a tourist/student. *I'd love to meet some of my fellow bloggers while here on Earth. *Learn to speak Spanish, which I do a little, and also German. *Be on a game show, hopefully Jeopardy.
7 things I can do: *Sing. *Spout off random bits of knowledge and/or quotes that have only a vague connection to the conversation. *I flatter myself that I'm a good writer. *Make people laugh. *Sell the BBW stuff that I love. *Save money (all right, so I'm cheap.) *Read a 652-page novel in five hours.
7 things I cannot do: *Dance. *I have absolutely no sense of direction, I've been known to get thoroughly lost in my own hometown. *Milk a cow. *Understand the conversion between the dollar and the euro. *Car vault. *Squirt milk out of my eye, which is truly disgusting to watch. *Cook from scratch.
7 things that attract me to the opposite sex: *Um, blond? *I don't know if it's an attraction, but almoost every guy I've been involved with has been shorter than me. *He has to make me laugh, too, cause I'm always the one making other people laugh. *A Christian. *He wouldn't necessarily have to agree with me on all political issues, I enjoy a debate, but at least the important, life-or-death ones. *Around my age, nothing May-December. *A romantic- geez, I hate these romance questions.
7 things that I say most often: *Oh, are you kidding me? *Harvey, do you want Mommy to crash you into that other car? *Yeah, sure, I'll take your shift. *I'm OK! *Do I have candy, what kind of a stupid question is that? *Isn't my nephew just the cutest baby? *Where's my tissues/Sharpie/water bottle/sanity?
7 celebrity crushes: *Josh Hartnett. *Christopher Meloni. *James and Oliver Phelps. *Colin Mochrie. *George W. *Nick Carter...
7 people I want to do this: I'm not in the mood to be cruel, can I have seven volunteers?