Thursday, September 22, 2005

Two-Second News Reactions

Mexico upset church takes drug money donations. It's against the Catholic church's policy? Well, duh!

Silicone breast implants OK'd. You think when someone has hers taken out, her chest still looks like it did before she had them? Does it change permanently, or do they just deflate back the way they were?

Sixteenth anniversary of Hurricane Hugo. You aren't a true South Carolinian if you don't have a Hugo story.

Yogurt cup activity fun. And I need to get a life? I mean, yogurt cups?

Rita will put gas above $3 again. They say the prices "should be back to $2.50 by November or December." Well, merry Christmas to you then.

Strippers return to New Orleans. That'll boost the volunteers' spirits! In fact, I could see an increase in men signing up to work certain sections of the French Quarter...

And as a special bonus, kids, I'll throw in a moral: Don't speed.


At 9/22/2005 11:40:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL @ drug donations. That sounds rather...interesting.

I think maybe they have to take up the loose skin.

I saw gas down to $3.09...they're practically giving it away. I read oil would have to be at $95 a barrel to justify $3 a gallon. I'm so glad oil CEO's will get another windfall.

Will work productivity increase? Waaay back when in hs, we had a school campout and it turned out it was near a nude beach...not much work got done by the guys.

At 9/23/2005 12:27:00 AM, Blogger Jeff H said...

How much is the ticket?

Stripping for Katrina...hmmm, maybe it's time I made a career change...

Oh, you meant female strippers. Sorry.

At 9/23/2005 08:01:00 AM, Blogger Jayleigh said...

Has it REALLY been 16 years since Hugo? My uncle lived in Charleston back then and even a year later, things were torn up and awful.

Also, I didn't know you were from SC. I guess I should have read your profile. :-)

Have a great weekend!

At 9/23/2005 08:23:00 AM, Blogger Rhonda said...

Why even print that (about the strippers). I mean do we really care?? I have a question - Why are they back??

At 9/23/2005 09:42:00 AM, Blogger rhein said...

what a great news cast.

At 9/23/2005 10:36:00 AM, Blogger ~Deb said...

From strippers, to implants, to yogurt "cup" fun----this can be all relative. ;)

Too funny!

At 9/23/2005 11:38:00 AM, Blogger TC said...

Great Post! What a riot!

At 9/23/2005 11:38:00 AM, Blogger TC said...

Great Post! What a riot!

At 9/23/2005 12:58:00 PM, Blogger M3 (Mary-Mia) said...

Aw, come on! What's wrong with speeeding? It's practically the only fun thing kids can do these days. *grin*

At 9/23/2005 01:37:00 PM, Blogger Joe said...

Regarding the strippers: Maybe we should ask them to stay for a few days.

At 9/23/2005 02:49:00 PM, Blogger Marla Bean said...

Speeding is my only friend. Don't take that away from me!

At 9/23/2005 03:22:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, someone has been busy!!!!
drug money donations, that doesn't sound quite right
i'd say if you took them out, you're be back to what you were before, probably deflated, isn't that the oint of an implant?
i'm from canada, no story to tell.
well, as a former girl guide leader and kindergarten teacher, i'd say that site is awesome!!!!
doesn't matter what the gas costs, cuz where i live, the stations are EMPTY!!!!!!!
i'm surprised they left at all.

At 9/23/2005 04:29:00 PM, Blogger mrsd said...

Strippers in NO? Guess the only clothes on their back can come off too.

At 9/23/2005 04:33:00 PM, Blogger Barbara said...

Much better than the BBC for a news report!!

Love the hair!!!!

At 9/23/2005 10:45:00 PM, Blogger Career Guy said...

Wow Nettie, you're rivalling Jeff here with your news reports. I think he would have missed the yogurt cups story though.

At 9/24/2005 12:29:00 PM, Blogger Jeff H said...

Real men don't eat yogurt.


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