Two-Second News Reactions
Mexico upset church takes drug money donations. It's against the Catholic church's policy? Well, duh!
Silicone breast implants OK'd. You think when someone has hers taken out, her chest still looks like it did before she had them? Does it change permanently, or do they just deflate back the way they were?
Sixteenth anniversary of Hurricane Hugo. You aren't a true South Carolinian if you don't have a Hugo story.
Yogurt cup activity fun. And I need to get a life? I mean, yogurt cups?
Rita will put gas above $3 again. They say the prices "should be back to $2.50 by November or December." Well, merry Christmas to you then.
Strippers return to New Orleans. That'll boost the volunteers' spirits! In fact, I could see an increase in men signing up to work certain sections of the French Quarter...
And as a special bonus, kids, I'll throw in a moral: Don't speed.