Wednesday, October 26, 2005

The Intrepid Observer At Wal-Mart

Hey, what's hanging from that woman's cart? Oh. It's oxygen. Well, now I feel bad. I should get out of her way.

Except I can't get out of her way that way cause there's a post there. And now I've scared the poor woman.

Oh, look, it's the Point of Grace Christmas CD I've wanted. Wait-no- not the Christmas spirit!

T-O-Y-L-A-N-D. It's not time for toys. It's Halloween, therefore it's time for candy. Where's the candy?

Wow, you must be really unself-conscious if you can wear a ponytail while balding. Ewwwww.

Come on, Harvey, I cleaned you out yesterday, now don't hide from me.

What's with the cones in the parking lot? I don't remember any cones.

Ooooops, there's a trash can.

Erm, perhaps Not-So-Intrepid-Observer is more accurate?


At 10/26/2005 07:22:00 PM, Blogger KEF said...


Get yourself together :P

What are you trying to say? *shakes your shoulders*

At 10/26/2005 08:42:00 PM, Blogger Jeff H said...

You know, they've got security cams out the wazoo in them WalMart parkin' lots. So's, your busted.

At 10/26/2005 09:28:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm going to walmart tomorrow morning!!!

At 10/26/2005 10:52:00 PM, Blogger bigwhitehat said...

Nettie, please clear something up. Am I weird for shaving my head? Or is it far stranger to do the pony tail thing?

At 10/26/2005 11:25:00 PM, Blogger Marla Bean said...

Sounds about right for a trip to Wal-Mart. I think you forgot to mention the one Wal-Mart employee that actually is around to help you find things, but ends-up sending you to the wrong isle. I think it's a ploy. They do that and then all of them hide.

At 10/26/2005 11:51:00 PM, Blogger Jeff H said...

BWH: As for shaving your head (and thus artificially making yourself bald...I smell pathology).

And the ponytail thing is OK, as long as you're not otherwise completely bald, and thus have to use Elmer's glue to keep the ponytail on.

At 10/27/2005 05:45:00 AM, Blogger Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Harvey sounds like a good fellow. I hope to meet him someday.

At 10/27/2005 08:24:00 AM, Blogger Jayleigh said...

Heheh. You're funny.

I take it you found Harvey afterall?

At 10/27/2005 10:45:00 AM, Blogger baileysMilk said...

Harvey, lost and found??

At 10/27/2005 07:23:00 PM, Blogger Joe said...

Harvey needs to make himself more noticable.

At 10/27/2005 09:19:00 PM, Blogger M. C. Pearson said...

*sigh* You are just so cute and funny!

You also forgot the greetings lady who insists upon putting a smiley faced sticker on my child who is shouting "NO! I DON'T WANT IT!!! LEAVE ME ALONE! DON'T TOUCH ME!!!" Gotta love her relentless stupidity.

At 10/27/2005 11:11:00 PM, Blogger Darlene said...

Observant indeed. Was that a balding woman or man in the pony? Observing minds need to know.

At 10/28/2005 11:51:00 AM, Blogger M3 (Mary-Mia) said...

You scared that poor little O2-deprived woman in the Walmart? Did you at least offer to help her shop as penance? Heh heh.

At 10/28/2005 12:45:00 PM, Blogger ~Deb said...

You forgot to mention about the woman who was in Walmart with the bald guy wearing a ponytail.

She's the slightly overweight peared-shape woman wearing tight spandex sweats with socks over them. She's the one that put her hair up, no make up on, walking around smelling like fast food yelling and screaming at her kids to stop throwing the beachballs down aisle 4.

Such a lovely sight when you walk into Walmart, isn't it?

At 10/28/2005 01:01:00 PM, Blogger Nettie said...

And scary how accurate that was.

At 10/30/2005 01:06:00 AM, Blogger Mike J. said...

The one I love is the pro-union, anti-walmart guy I always get behind in the checkout line, complaining about how Walmart is driving the little guy out of business, all the while pushing a cart-load of discount tools and food.


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