The Intrepid Observer At Wal-Mart
Hey, what's hanging from that woman's cart? Oh. It's oxygen. Well, now I feel bad. I should get out of her way.
Except I can't get out of her way that way cause there's a post there. And now I've scared the poor woman.
Oh, look, it's the Point of Grace Christmas CD I've wanted. Wait-no- not the Christmas spirit!
T-O-Y-L-A-N-D. It's not time for toys. It's Halloween, therefore it's time for candy. Where's the candy?
Wow, you must be really unself-conscious if you can wear a ponytail while balding. Ewwwww.
Come on, Harvey, I cleaned you out yesterday, now don't hide from me.
What's with the cones in the parking lot? I don't remember any cones.
Ooooops, there's a trash can.
Erm, perhaps Not-So-Intrepid-Observer is more accurate?
Look beyond what you see...
posted by Nettie @ 10/26/2005 06:26:00 PM
17 Comments:
Girl!
Get yourself together :P
What are you trying to say? *shakes your shoulders*
You know, they've got security cams out the wazoo in them WalMart parkin' lots. So's, your busted.
i'm going to walmart tomorrow morning!!!
Nettie, please clear something up. Am I weird for shaving my head? Or is it far stranger to do the pony tail thing?
Sounds about right for a trip to Wal-Mart. I think you forgot to mention the one Wal-Mart employee that actually is around to help you find things, but ends-up sending you to the wrong isle. I think it's a ploy. They do that and then all of them hide.
BWH: As for shaving your head (and thus artificially making yourself bald...I smell pathology).
And the ponytail thing is OK, as long as you're not otherwise completely bald, and thus have to use Elmer's glue to keep the ponytail on.
Harvey sounds like a good fellow. I hope to meet him someday.
Heheh. You're funny.
I take it you found Harvey afterall?
Harvey, lost and found??
Harvey needs to make himself more noticable.
*sigh* You are just so cute and funny!
You also forgot the greetings lady who insists upon putting a smiley faced sticker on my child who is shouting "NO! I DON'T WANT IT!!! LEAVE ME ALONE! DON'T TOUCH ME!!!" Gotta love her relentless stupidity.
Observant indeed. Was that a balding woman or man in the pony? Observing minds need to know.
You scared that poor little O2-deprived woman in the Walmart? Did you at least offer to help her shop as penance? Heh heh.
You forgot to mention about the woman who was in Walmart with the bald guy wearing a ponytail.
She's the slightly overweight peared-shape woman wearing tight spandex sweats with socks over them. She's the one that put her hair up, no make up on, walking around smelling like fast food yelling and screaming at her kids to stop throwing the beachballs down aisle 4.
Such a lovely sight when you walk into Walmart, isn't it?
And scary how accurate that was.
The one I love is the pro-union, anti-walmart guy I always get behind in the checkout line, complaining about how Walmart is driving the little guy out of business, all the while pushing a cart-load of discount tools and food.
Amazing.
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