The Intrepid Observer At Wal-Mart
Hey, what's hanging from that woman's cart? Oh. It's oxygen. Well, now I feel bad. I should get out of her way.
Except I can't get out of her way that way cause there's a post there. And now I've scared the poor woman.
Oh, look, it's the Point of Grace Christmas CD I've wanted. Wait-no- not the Christmas spirit!
T-O-Y-L-A-N-D. It's not time for toys. It's Halloween, therefore it's time for candy. Where's the candy?
Wow, you must be really unself-conscious if you can wear a ponytail while balding. Ewwwww.
Come on, Harvey, I cleaned you out yesterday, now don't hide from me.
What's with the cones in the parking lot? I don't remember any cones.
Ooooops, there's a trash can.
Erm, perhaps Not-So-Intrepid-Observer is more accurate?