Gimme the Bad News First
The Bad: All your appeals have failed.
The Good: Congratulations, you're our 1,00th execution!
The Bad: Apparently procrastinators are making the Saturday before Christmas the busiest shopping day. Oh boy, we'll look forward to that one.
The Good: Um, we made our Black Friday numbers?
The Bad: You were struck by a car while walking in the dark.
The Good: Bet you'll wear reflective clothing from now on!
The Bad: You forgot that November has only 30 days.
The Good: Blogger automatically fixes it to Deccember 1st for time dyslexics like you!
The Bad: You watch far too much TV.
The Good: You can, um, amuse your friends by reciting commercials.
The Bad: Diseny canceled So Weird.
The Good: Smart people captured the episodes before they yanked it, so you can watch Fi again...and again...and again....
Look beyond what you see...
posted by Nettie @ 11/30/2005 06:17:00 PM
10 Comments:
Ah gee, now you've given me things to think about! Love your blog!
I have to agree with Ann's comment...lol
that death penalty thing even made our paper, guess it's happening after all.
Reflective clothing! haha! Hmmm.... guess there's always good news after receiving the bad news...
LOL, I love how you always look on the bright side of life.
:)
I've always had trouble with November.
I was wondering when you were going to say you saved a bunch of money on car insurance. Or, maybe I just watch too much TV.
The Bad: Looks like the current president supports torturing people because it's quicker than honoring time-tested principles.
The Good: Crap, a guess there sometimes is no good. [First up is your ex-boyfriend.]
I like that format. Good/Bad. I wish I could think of a good/bad.
Hold on, here goes...
Good: Congratulations, your wife is pregnant.
Bad: Oh, I wasn't aware of your vasectomy 7 years ago.
The Bad: I burned my re-heated left-over chili while scrolling through Blogdom.
The Good: I remembered to make (er.. reheat) dinner for my husband.
The
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