JoJo Does A Survey

Borrowed from Alice. Except he deleted the questions he didn't like.

1. First name? JoJo. The Disgruntled Elf.
2. Were you named after anyone? No.
3. Favorite past time? Running through malls with my machine gun.
4. Do you have a close friend? Prancer. He ran off with me and changed his name to Kir.
5. Do you use sarcasm a lot? No I do not, Captain Obvious.
7. Would you bungee jump? Doy!
8. What is your favorite cereal? Chocolate Lucky Charms. Cereal of world rulers everywhere.
9. Do you think that you are strong? I could beat you up anyday, loser!
10. Shoe Size? Is that an insult?
11. Red or Pink? Red.
12. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I am perfect.
13. Who do you miss most? I don't miss Santa. Who told you that?
14. Last thing you ate? York Peppermint Patties.
15. What are you listening to right now? Screams of Pain and Torture.
16. Favorite Smells? Chipmunks roasting...
17. Last person you talked to on the phone? Kir.
18. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Ears.
19. Favorite drink? Cocoa.
20. Favorite Sport? Reindeer racing.
21. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? Scary.
22. Last Movie You Watched? Machine Gunning Made Easy.
23. Favorite Day Of The Year? The day after Christmas when all the kiddies cry cause they got coal and not presents.
24. Summer or winter? Winter, stupid.
25. Hugs or Kisses? I hate that mushy stuff.
26. What's On Your Mouse Pad? Duh, a mouse.
27. Favorite Sounds? Screams slightly muffled by the sound of guns firing.
28. Do you have a special talent? I have good aim.