Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Random Retail Ramblings

'Less than one week left of the holidays, girls!' 'But then we have sale.' 'Shut up, Nettie!' 'Shut up, Nettie!'

'You need to stop that, Nettie. You're freaking me out.'

'And if you turn the page, you'll see the safety information, how to use boxcutters...' Snort. 'Yeah, don't do like Nettie, she cut towards herself and got stitches. And use the ladder, don't climb on the shelves like you'll see us do.' 'Basically don't do anything we do.' 'Do as we say, not as we do!'

'I shouldn't make fun of you for having to go on the register. It isn't nice.' 'You had to go out there too, didn't you?' 'Yup.' 'That's karma.' 'Like when you cut people off and then the tow truck tries to kill you?' 'Exactly!'

'People are stupid. 'Why don't you have this?' Dude, you're shopping three days before Christmas!'


At 12/21/2005 12:19:00 AM, Blogger Jeff H said...

But are you allowed to use the box cutter while climbing on the shelves and reaching up?

At 12/21/2005 05:57:00 AM, Blogger Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Hey, Nettie.

My wife was shaving her legs in the tub tonight. I inquired about the product she was applying. She told me it was something she got a BBW! Sixteen bucks for jar of it.

Supposedly it removes dry skin.

I asked her if she were aware that WATER can remove dead skin, and it's free!

BTW, I cut myself with a box-cutter while I was working at Osco.

At 12/21/2005 10:00:00 AM, Blogger Darlene said...

Wow, 16 bucks to remove dead skin? How much for a box of wallflowers ma'am I hear they're quite lonely at Christmas. But lethal on the knee caps!

At 12/21/2005 12:41:00 PM, Blogger Morgan said...

Funny stuff! I cut myself with a box cutter once...31 stiches...I stick to dull scissors now..they seem to do the trick...LOL!

Take care and Happy Holidays!

At 12/21/2005 03:45:00 PM, Blogger Paula said...

You crack me up, "Dude it's three days before Christmas.". All I want for Christmas is to know Nettie's real name :)

At 12/21/2005 07:05:00 PM, Blogger Darlene said...

I know her real name, and it's high time I reveal it~

Kiki Havorski

Sorry Kiki, I had to spill the beans, it's been too long a secret.

At 12/21/2005 08:39:00 PM, Blogger Janette said...

Ha! Ladders are for whimps who want to waste time. Shelve climbing while stocking and fronting and facing is the most time efficient way to go. Don't know anyone who's been hurt doing it. At least not seriously.

At 12/21/2005 10:34:00 PM, Blogger Jayleigh said...

I am right there with you, girlie.

God bless you and keep your sanity until the middle of January!!!


At 12/21/2005 11:20:00 PM, Blogger David said...

the UFO brain reading waves are killing me tonight - what shall I do ?

At 12/21/2005 11:26:00 PM, Blogger Jeff H said...

David: put on your tinfoil hat. Shields the brain from all those intrusive mind control waves.

At 12/22/2005 02:20:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woo hoo!

Did you ever see the 'Safety Awards?'

There's a picture of a guy on top of a ladder that is on top of a forklift near a ledge.

Another has a guy repairing a truck and is underneath it while it is propped up on sticks.

If you gotta go, go with style.


At 12/22/2005 10:34:00 AM, Blogger David said...

Nettie, sorry but we are sending Joe over with his team in the 'big white van' to take you for a little excursion. seems you might miss the last shopping frenzy day before Christmas. no need to pack a toothbrush, your going to the Hilton.
or shall I call you Kiki?

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