Random Retail Ramblings
'Less than one week left of the holidays, girls!' 'But then we have sale.' 'Shut up, Nettie!' 'Shut up, Nettie!'
'You need to stop that, Nettie. You're freaking me out.'
'And if you turn the page, you'll see the safety information, how to use boxcutters...' Snort. 'Yeah, don't do like Nettie, she cut towards herself and got stitches. And use the ladder, don't climb on the shelves like you'll see us do.' 'Basically don't do anything we do.' 'Do as we say, not as we do!'
'I shouldn't make fun of you for having to go on the register. It isn't nice.' 'You had to go out there too, didn't you?' 'Yup.' 'That's karma.' 'Like when you cut people off and then the tow truck tries to kill you?' 'Exactly!'
'People are stupid. 'Why don't you have this?' Dude, you're shopping three days before Christmas!'