Random Retail Ramblings
'Less than one week left of the holidays, girls!' 'But then we have sale.' 'Shut up, Nettie!' 'Shut up, Nettie!'
'You need to stop that, Nettie. You're freaking me out.'
'And if you turn the page, you'll see the safety information, how to use boxcutters...' Snort. 'Yeah, don't do like Nettie, she cut towards herself and got stitches. And use the ladder, don't climb on the shelves like you'll see us do.' 'Basically don't do anything we do.' 'Do as we say, not as we do!'
'I shouldn't make fun of you for having to go on the register. It isn't nice.' 'You had to go out there too, didn't you?' 'Yup.' 'That's karma.' 'Like when you cut people off and then the tow truck tries to kill you?' 'Exactly!'
'People are stupid. 'Why don't you have this?' Dude, you're shopping three days before Christmas!'
Look beyond what you see...
posted by Nettie @ 12/20/2005 08:52:00 PM
11 Comments:
But are you allowed to use the box cutter while climbing on the shelves and reaching up?
Hey, Nettie.
My wife was shaving her legs in the tub tonight. I inquired about the product she was applying. She told me it was something she got a BBW! Sixteen bucks for jar of it.
Supposedly it removes dry skin.
I asked her if she were aware that WATER can remove dead skin, and it's free!
BTW, I cut myself with a box-cutter while I was working at Osco.
Wow, 16 bucks to remove dead skin? How much for a box of wallflowers ma'am I hear they're quite lonely at Christmas. But lethal on the knee caps!
I know her real name, and it's high time I reveal it~
Kiki Havorski
Sorry Kiki, I had to spill the beans, it's been too long a secret.
Ha! Ladders are for whimps who want to waste time. Shelve climbing while stocking and fronting and facing is the most time efficient way to go. Don't know anyone who's been hurt doing it. At least not seriously.
I am right there with you, girlie.
God bless you and keep your sanity until the middle of January!!!
**hugs**
the UFO brain reading waves are killing me tonight - what shall I do ?
David: put on your tinfoil hat. Shields the brain from all those intrusive mind control waves.
Woo hoo!
Did you ever see the 'Safety Awards?'
There's a picture of a guy on top of a ladder that is on top of a forklift near a ledge.
Another has a guy repairing a truck and is underneath it while it is propped up on sticks.
If you gotta go, go with style.
Alice
Nettie, sorry but we are sending Joe over with his team in the 'big white van' to take you for a little excursion. seems you might miss the last shopping frenzy day before Christmas. no need to pack a toothbrush, your going to the Hilton.
or shall I call you Kiki?
All that erotic phone sex I know I learned after I was thirty. erotic phone sex
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