Stuff of My Life
Note to self: Do not watch Miami Animal Police. Especially at 1 A.M. It will make you cry,
I've begun using the word bloody for everything. As in, "I'm bloody sick of bloody Christmas." Perhaps too much Monty Python.
"Get in that back room!" "But it's boring back there!"
"Do we have any Winter Candy Apple shower gel?" "I'll double check but I don't think so. Of course that would mean they actually sent us stuff we need, cause we need 10 boxes of Sweet Pea shower gel."
"You cursed me, now I have to come back here to help you." "It's too cold, I'm going back out to the floor until he's finished unloading." Yeah, right, lightweight.
Hash browns. Wonderful, glorious, crunchy, hot, salty hash browns. "Nothing like grease and fat to settle your stomach!"
"Have you seen this?" "What's this? Oh. DBR." "Maybe it's just me, but I like to be able to walk in my aisles- just a little thing I have!"