Saturday, December 03, 2005

Stuff of My Life

Note to self: Do not watch Miami Animal Police. Especially at 1 A.M. It will make you cry,

I've begun using the word bloody for everything. As in, "I'm bloody sick of bloody Christmas." Perhaps too much Monty Python.

"Get in that back room!" "But it's boring back there!"

"Do we have any Winter Candy Apple shower gel?" "I'll double check but I don't think so. Of course that would mean they actually sent us stuff we need, cause we need 10 boxes of Sweet Pea shower gel."

"You cursed me, now I have to come back here to help you." "It's too cold, I'm going back out to the floor until he's finished unloading." Yeah, right, lightweight.

Hash browns. Wonderful, glorious, crunchy, hot, salty hash browns. "Nothing like grease and fat to settle your stomach!"

"Have you seen this?" "What's this? Oh. DBR." "Maybe it's just me, but I like to be able to walk in my aisles- just a little thing I have!"


At 12/03/2005 09:11:00 PM, Blogger M3 (Mary-Mia) said...

I can't watch Animal Police at ANY time. It always makes me cry!

At 12/03/2005 09:41:00 PM, Blogger Career Guy said...

Hi Nettie--be careful who you use "bloody" around. It's not a very nice word to the British. Kind of like an extremely popular four letter word over here. :)

At 12/03/2005 11:00:00 PM, Blogger Joe said...

My headeth spinneth.

At 12/04/2005 06:25:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm here, with absolutely nothing clever to say, but i'm here!!!

At 12/04/2005 11:34:00 AM, Blogger Lucy Stern said...

Sweet Pea Shower Gel must be popular. I used my gift card the other day and bought 4 for $ 10.00 anti-bacterail Deep Cleaning hand soap. Then I got the Chapped Hands cleaner "soap free" for free. Pretty good purchase if I might say so. I came away with five items and only spend $ 10.83.

Nettie, we need a little more Christmas cheer here...Come on...Smile. You will get thru it and then January comes and nobody comes into the store. You're days will go so slow. Right now they are very busy, but time is flying by.... Be happy in your work. (famous line)

At 12/04/2005 12:10:00 PM, Blogger TC said...

I have never seen Animal Police but Extreme Makeover Home Edition and Ghost Whisperer always make me cry.

Working any kind of retail outlet during the Christmas Season is scary and tough. Don't worry, it will be Christmas before you know it and you will be enjoying the holiday season and not worrying about shoppers.

At 12/04/2005 12:55:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, it was blogger that was acting up last, just wanted to let you know that i wasn't completely losing it, this time, anyway.

At 12/04/2005 01:50:00 PM, Blogger Jeff H said...

Hash browns:

Get a box grater.

Grate up some potatoes (1 will do for 1 person).

Fry up in a skillet with bacon grease.


At 12/04/2005 07:06:00 PM, Blogger Shelley said...

I don't think I could use that sweet pea shower gel...if it has flowery scent to it I am probably allergic to it. However, a nice fruity scent is fine.

At 12/04/2005 09:19:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ack, it wouldn't take my post!

Shower Gel! yay! Any BBW gift suggestions?

How do you think I might go about finding my wedding ring?



At 12/04/2005 10:37:00 PM, Blogger Jayleigh said...

*gritting teeth and smiling*


At 12/05/2005 11:53:00 AM, Blogger Jeff H said...

Forgot to add:

Chop up a green pepper and some sweet onion, throw in the skillet with the grated potato. Salt and pepper to taste.

Serve with scrambled eggs, bacon, biscuits and gravy.

At 12/05/2005 12:47:00 PM, Blogger Mountain Mama said...

It is hard to believe that any human could be cruel to a helpless animal. Animal Police is hard to watch, but I have to say that when I see them slap cuffs on someone who has abused their animal, I just feel like applauding. I also believe the abuser should suffer the same misery as the animal did.
Now wouldn't it be nice if they were as tough on child abusers?

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