You've Been in PT Too Long When
The other therapists know your name and that the pink leopard bag is yours.
They bug you for coupons from your job, too.
There's a certain side of the garage that you just have to park on.
You don't bother wearing makeup there.
"What are you here for?" "Well, first I had surgery on this one, and then I had surgery on that one, and they're trying to avoid more surgery on this one..." "Oh. I'm sorry..."
Equating exercises with real life- "Yeah, it'll be good to increase the weight, cause the boy keeps getting bigger!"
They've heard you blather on and on about your nephew. But wait, everybody has.