Meaningless Observations

• I hate it when it rains, because they never mop out the science building. There are two sets of doors and a space between them, where the water lurks, tracked in by hapless college students, just waiting to make one of them slip and slide. But someone makes sure to put an ever-so-helpful "Wet Floor" sign up, just in case our college education hasn't allowed us to figure that out.
• Yesterday I was Inspiring Wild Indigo. Today I am Winter Candy Apple. Tomorrow- Vanilla Bean Noel. And next week- who knows? That's why I love Bath and Body Works- between my employee discount and the free samples we get (to "test out" the new lines), I have enough products to last me the next two years. Of course, by that time I will probably have acquired enough stuff to beautify a small town.
• When the little girl in the Bounty commercial is playing with her puppy and spills the water, why doesn't she clean it up? If she is capable of handing her mother the paper towels, why can't she use them? Is there not something wrong with this picture?
• Apparently my sister Janna and I write alike. Her boyfriend Anthony was tutoring me in calculus tonight and in the process he was attempting to decipher my handwriting. He claims he can't read either Janna or Nettie. In Anthony's analysis, my zero's look like two's and the word 'none' is more like the word 'hare'- and this was my good handwriting. Explains why no one ever wants to borrow my notes.