April 14th is the Best!

She doesn't like Peach Fanta
But that's OK, raspberry will do.
She likes a guy named Bubba
and hey, I like him too.
She has a wonderful guy
and four wonderful kids,
and when she wants to blog,
of them she gets rids.
And they don't like to wear
days-of-the-week underwear.
She keeps trying to quit,
but keeps getting drawn back in.
Hopefully now she knows
this is where she'll fit.
She introduced me to all
the kooky people I've found
and now I know when I'm down
she'll always be around.
She's twice my age,
makes MORE than twice my wage,
but when I get old and gray,
I'll always remember the last
of my teenage months
spent in her repast.

OK, the rhyme scheme was totally screwed up on that, but it was from the heart! Happy mutual birthday my dearest Darlene!