Satisfying J. and S.

When Stacey interviewed Jeff, she asked him what five things he would want to know about me but be afraid to ask. Since Stacey figured out what the C stood for, I thought I would oblige and answer the questions. As for Jeff, well, maybe it will make him happy. Here I go again.

A. What is under Harvey's drivers seat? Ummm...runs out to Harvey and looks...A pink purse. Wal-Mart bags. Receipt from the allergist's. Christmas pictures with my sisters. A little Happy Meal mascot dude that I think is Gaston. Napkins. Loose change. Girl Scout cookies. A half-full Dr. Pepper bottle. A picture of Mariska Hargitay from last month when I got my hair cut. At least 15 pay-at-the-pump slips. Receipts from Taco Bell. And copies of my work schedules from the last month or so. I tend to just shove all the paper under there.

B. Do you have any socks that have the individual toes in them? You know, like a glove? You mean toe socks? I have a Rudolph pair that a friend gave me. They are red and green and have little Rudolph heads on the big toes.

C. If you ever visit Louisville, and we meet for dinner out somewhere, would you be willing to stand up in the restaurant and sing a duet with me? That depends. Will Ken Montero or Condi be there? If not, maybe we could do Lord Have Mercy together. I love that song.

D. Have you ever picked a bug out of your cereal and continued eating, finishing the entire bowl? Nope. I stopped after the first couple of bites.

E. Why did you lie to the police? A restraining order, I mean, come on...I told you I was just wanting a close up picture of Earl and Hootie. Is that so bad? I can't afford to go back to the Big House...Bubba's still there... Huh? What? I'm sorry, I didn't sleep last night. Some bird was singing all night and there was some ruckus with the campus police. I'll have to get back to you on that.

I hope you two enjoyed that. And now, a question. In honor of my birthday (yeah, I'm shamelessly self-promoting), I have decided a little change is in order. I started calling this site Random Thoughts on Life. I'm bored with that. The subtitle of Nell's Harvey is fine, but I want something different for the main. So far I have come up with "Mistress Tootie Belle Rules the World," "I Still Act Like a Teenager," and "Harvey's Alive. So Be Nice to Him." I'm sure y'all's brains have better ideas, not being fried by 3 HOURS of organic chemistry. I'll keep it open for a few days, so let me know what y'all think, k?