It Was So Windy...

...the rednecks didn't have to tip the cows. They just watched them fall over.
...my hair looked really punk cause I couldn't blow-dry it.
...but then I could have just stood outside for a while instead.
...even the cops didn't want to stand outside, so there was no one to prevent wrecks at the temporarily stoplight-less intersections.
...listen to "God's Will," by Martina McBride. It's really good.
...laundry in limbo- the electricity went out right in the middle of a load.
...even worse, before that the cable had gone out.
...I had to learn about the French and try to talk like them. OK, so that's not the wind's fault.
...I thought I was going to get sucked off to Oz.
...I was forced to listen to commercials as the Christian radio station was also out.
...the trees whipping around were so loud I couldn't hear the voices.
...but then I also couldn't hear my 2-liter bottle of Coke fizzing as it spilled on the carpet.
...poor Harvey was getting buffeted around. He didn't like that.
...I didn't like it much either.