The List

And now I present to you random thoughts that have NOTHING to do with each other. Or anything really. It's kind of what my brain is like. If this frightens you, please stop now before anyone gets hurt.
*Happy Easter! It rained here. All day.
*Why is it when I go to Food Lion for milk and cheese, I wind up with 30 bucks of other stuff and no cheese?
*Harvey smells funky even though I just cleaned him out last week. I think he needs a BBW AutoFresh system. Perhaps in mango mandarin.
*I hate Bradford pear trees. They smell foul, they help kick my allergies into high gear, and they shed all over the place. So why are they EVERYWHERE?
*I have an entire Barbie commercial from the '90s memorized. Surely my brain can hold something more useful.
*Today I wore blue socks with multicolored bunnies on them and I used Black Raspberry Vanilla.
*I like gummy octopi. Anybody remember "Wanna eat an octopus?" No? Just me, then.
*I will be twenty in eighteen days. I asked Kathleen if this meant I had to stop acting like a stupid teenager. She said yeah and I said fat chance.