All Right Already

OK, definite downside to the new haircut? Now I get old guys checking me out. The ones with gray hair and potbellies and grandchildren in tow. Say it with me: Yeucch! (And I sincerely hope I have not just described any of you.) But anyway, the pictures are finally up over on my picture blog. I also added yet another blog to the collection, for two reasons. One, I made a commitment to blog about Terri, and two, to resolve the dichotomy that results from switching attitudes all the time. Now you can pick from Serious, Passionate Nettie, or Facetious, Passionate Nettie. Enjoy.

I sang the Viking birthday song to Ashley today (if I ever post voice clips, I will do that, it just can't be reproduced in print). She wasn't really impressed by it; she asked, "Where did you get that?" "From the dark recesses of my mind." A truly scary place. A place that inspires such queries as: If you pour water on the vacuum bags that are advertised as being waterproof and they aren't, will they really give you your money back? When you have to buy 5 yogurts to get the discount and you have two each of vanilla with Reese's and vanilla with M&M's, which do you pick for the fifth? If you buy all the banana cream pudding left and it's only three, does that make you a pig? And am I ever going to eat all the broccoli I ended up with since I forgot I bought some at Publix and bought more at Wal-Mart? Who has the answers to these things?