A summary of Southern attitudes- Paula, feel free to add to this.
*We complain when it drops below 60 that it's freezing out.
*When it snows half an inch, schools shut down, the state shuts down, and you can't find milk and bread to save your life.
*It was the War of Northern Aggression. Really.
*When you learn about your state in the eighth grade, they tell you about how some people ate dirt and dress up like mamas and offer you clay for breakfast. At least my teacher did.
*You are never going to get a Democratic presidential candidate to win the state. It just ain't happening.
*There are tons of little towns called Denmark and Cameron and Clover that you have to go 30 miles off the interstate to find.
*College campuses are just about the only place you are going to find liberals- loud ones, anyway.
*We still have blue laws.
*We get boycotted because people don't like our flags.
*Sweet tea is the drink of choice. Real sweet tea.
*If you're a Yankee, we may love you, but you will never hear the end of it.