Fun Things to Do at 2 A.M.
*Practice my stalking skills.
*Brag about my youthful energy that enables me to go without sleep.
*Delight in the fact that I don't have class until 11:15, so who cares when I sleep?
*Watch The Conquerors.
*Put off my calc homework in favor of 5 minutes before class.
*Ponder questions like, "If someone walked continuously in wet boots, how long would it take for their feet to get moldy?"
*And, "Do I look like my sisters?"
*Try to take over the world.
*Eat some Cream of Wheat.
*Fall face forward into said Cream of Wheat.
* Reassure Jeff.