Why Are Your Feet Two Different Colors?

Apparently y'all enjoyed the chicken post. I didn't think it was that interesting myself, but all right. Whatever floats your collective boat...

I think my colleagues believe I am in something of a style rut. They got all excited when I wore a new pair of shoes to work. I was like, "I have worn the same pair of shoes for five months. I wanted a change!" Naturally, this would be the night I start out on register...but end up in the stockroom. But I still managed a change and climbed the shelves in my bare feet. I'm sure I will get used to them and stop tripping and almost falling flat on my face. But wait, I do that anyway, so what's the big deal?

"Your feet are two different colors." "Yes, they are." "Did you do that on purpose?" "Yes, I did." "Um, OK." New person, same conversation. Alisha: "Nettie got new shoes. Aren't they cute?" Harmony: "We already discussed that. Why are your feet two different colors?" I go, "Why not?" Harmony just stares, until Alisha chimes in: "Because that's Nettie!" Yes, somebody gets it! After all, the BBW dress code just says our feet have to be kept and toenails polished. It says nothing about conventionality...