Really Bad Pickup Lines
Mmm, my hair smells good today...What, you don't think it smells good?
Speaking of smelly stuff, I work at Bath and Body Works. You should come in some time. That is, if you're man enough.
Why hello there, Officer. How can I help you? Oh, wait, you're here about Jeff, aren't you?
Wanna come back to my place? I've got the Golden Girls on DVD.
Anyone ever told you you look just like David Hasselhoff?
You know, I'm a really good cook when I'm stressed. And baby, I'm stressed.
I should tell you, there are other men in my life. I hope that doesn't intimidate you.
Look at what I can make my knee do!
Hi, my name is Nettie, and I'm not afraid of clowns!
I can sing the theme song to pretty much every '90's cartoon. And recite scenes from The Lion King by heart, too!
I'm doing the 7-day Dove deodorant test. I don't think it's working, though.
Are you a conservative? No? That's OK, I like liberals too. Except for the one who ripped the Dubya bumper sticker off of my poor Harvey. But liberals are okay, really they are...