This Is Not The Twilight Zone
Nothing strange happens here. I don't know where you heard those reports of me becoming a crotchety old lady- Hey you kids, get off my lawn!- but they are not true. Nor do I regress- I can't hear my Piglet movie over your stupid firecrackers! Everyone knows how to act their proper age. Right?
It's perfectly normal here. There are no strange men in hats lurking around, and no one wants to take over the world. No one gets scared- Leave now while you still can!- and we all just go our own merry little ways. Just regular bloggers here. Right?
No one goes over the line here. There's no blogging at work, and no talk of scary clowns- I can't watch IT anymore it freaks me out! No stalking, and no masquerading as fictional people. Not here. That's too odd to be here. Right?
Nothing weird happens here. Do-do-do-do do-do-do-do....Hey, what's that? This is just a nice, happy place where nobody disagrees. DO-DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DO-DO. This isn't the Twilight Zone. I am not in the Twilight Zone. I'm here, safe in my sane little blogdom. Isn't that right? Right? RIGHT???