Friday, June 24, 2005



Am I A Clown Now

Hey, it takes a lot of work to make such clowntastic posts. All right, hard work and help from a few "special" people. I know some of you miss me when I skip a day, although I do admire your ability to keep yourselves entertained. Fear not, for I am here, to continue the trend of body part themed posts...

Except I choose- my nose. Never really thought about it one way or another. I thought about Melissa's nose, when she broke it at age sixteen and they let me ride in the back of the ambulance. Thought about Jacko's nose- but we won't go there. But didn't stop to think about my drippy nose, in and of itself.

Until, of course, today. Today when I walked into an etagere of two-dollar trial sizes. Nose first. Bit unlike the normal walking-into-things I do five times a day, that. I immediately thought about my nose as the tears welled up in my right eye, thought about my nose as I tried to explain to Kathleen just how I managed to do that, thinking about my poor cute little bruised nose every time I sneeze or chew or yawn or breathe. Now, I can't stop thinking about my nose. Or is it that my nose can't stop thinking about me?

10 Comments:

At 6/24/2005 08:34:00 AM, Blogger Jeff H said...

You and your nose--I think it's a mutual love thing...

 
At 6/24/2005 09:20:00 AM, Blogger Darlene said...

Maybe you're being led around by your nose. Perhaps you should consider a career in private investigation.

 
At 6/24/2005 11:41:00 AM, Blogger Becca said...

I actually really really HATE my nose. We have a love-hate relationship. Or maybe it's a hate-hate relationship. Cuz, cute as it is, I dont see how a nose so annoying could love me too.

bah noses...

 
At 6/24/2005 02:06:00 PM, Blogger janie q said...

i love that little, cute as a button nose neal has, oh, oh, i think he heard me, cuz he's looking right at me now!

 
At 6/24/2005 02:48:00 PM, Blogger Paula said...

Heaven nose what you're going through! Hope your nose is better soon.

 
At 6/24/2005 04:47:00 PM, Blogger Amigo said...

Clowns are evil, especially the Circus Circus Casino clown in Las Vegas (must of been the inspiration for the clown in "It"). You're not evil, so you can't be a clown.

How did you manage to hit your nose on something? It's not very big.

 
At 6/24/2005 07:04:00 PM, Blogger Nettie said...

I really have no idea.

 
At 6/24/2005 10:44:00 PM, Blogger Lucy Stern said...

Nettie, Take care of that cute nose. ( I love the Subway Club with mustard and mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, black olives, salt, vinegar and oil.)

 
At 6/24/2005 11:14:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Owww! Oh, I'm so sorry. I hope your nose is ok.

Now, Jacko's nose...shudders.

Alice

 
At 7/03/2005 05:34:00 PM, Blogger bart said...

Sounds like a trick question... who "nose". :D

 

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