Saturday, August 27, 2005



Sometimes There Are No Answers

If my feet were smaller, would I trip over them less?

How do they get the pizza in the pizza-flavored Cheetos?

Is there no apparent limit to the amount of mucus the human nose can produce?

And if I eat enough of the Cheetos, will mine be orange?

Are ants grateful when you blow them off from the edge of the pool? Or do they just wonder why a giant wind is keeping them from drowning with their brethren?

If you eat enough sour Sweet Tarts, would your taste buds burn off from the effects?

"So the problem is coordination?" "Well, coordination was always a problem, but now with the other problem it's an even bigger problem than it was before. Or, something."

Was the dude who invented blogging the first one to lose interest after a month, leaving the rest of us to our addictions and futile questions?

20 Comments:

At 8/27/2005 07:21:00 PM, Blogger Better Safe Than Sorry said...

is this a meme?
If my feet were smaller, would I trip over them less? no

How do they get the pizza in the pizza-flavored Cheetos? i have no idea, we don't have those here

Is there no apparent limit to the amount of mucus the human nose can produce? well, not if you suffer from allergies

And if I eat enough of the Cheetos, will mine be orange? yes

Are ants grateful when you blow them off from the edge of the pool? depends how hot it is outside Or do they just wonder why a giant wind is keeping them from drowning with their brethren? i don't ever recall seeing the word brethren used in a sentence pretaining to ants

If you eat enough sour Sweet Tarts, would your taste buds burn off from the effects? maybe not burn off, but certainly become numb and definitely worth it!

"So the problem is coordination?" "Well, coordination was always a problem, but now with the other problem it's an even bigger problem than it was before. Or, something." huh

Was the ude invented blogging the first one to lose interest after a month, leaving the rest of us to our addictions and futile questions
no, he keeps coming up with more things to add to our blogs

 
At 8/27/2005 09:21:00 PM, Blogger Nettie said...

Actually, I just made it up, but I really enjoyed your answering them!

 
At 8/27/2005 09:52:00 PM, Blogger Shelley said...

Things that make you go "hmmm...."

 
At 8/27/2005 10:57:00 PM, Blogger Jeff H said...

About the feet: if they were smaller, you might not trip over them as much, but you'd have a smaller base and thus be prone to being blown over by a giant wind.

 
At 8/27/2005 10:59:00 PM, Blogger Paula said...

Cool, cheeto colored snot! What a site to behold! I'm with you on the blogging addiction! Hope you've had a great weekend.

Your Sis In Christ,

 
At 8/28/2005 06:12:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

End to the mucus...no. Allergy sufferer.

Orange...yes...after the reflexive inhale after a sneeze.

:) Alice...see you in a few days. Off to North Carolina for training.

 
At 8/28/2005 08:35:00 AM, Blogger Jeff H said...

Alice, please make sure you train those North Carolinians how to properly pronounce the word "schedule". It's "SKED-juh-wuhl", not "SKEH-jool". Thanks.

 
At 8/28/2005 12:52:00 PM, Blogger Becca said...

fskrpSweet tarts? I'm not sure. Shock tarts, YES. I know this from experience... oww...

 
At 8/28/2005 12:54:00 PM, Blogger Becca said...

oops... fskrp was my word verification... flippin thing put it on my coment...

 
At 8/28/2005 07:47:00 PM, Blogger Joe said...

The answers are: yes; yes; no; yes; no; no; yes; yes, in no particular order.

 
At 8/28/2005 08:18:00 PM, Blogger Jeff H said...

Very helpful, Joe. Thanks, that clears up a lot for me.

 
At 8/28/2005 08:35:00 PM, Blogger Darlene said...

I love the last question, it's probably true. Was his name Blog?

 
At 8/28/2005 09:44:00 PM, Blogger Jeff H said...

I suspect "his" name was D-A-R-L-E-N-E...

 
At 8/29/2005 09:28:00 AM, Blogger Rhonda said...

Now you have me thinking Nettie dear!?!?

 
At 8/29/2005 09:43:00 AM, Blogger Natalia said...

I'm all for the orange mucus. Orange is the new green.

-N

 
At 8/29/2005 11:21:00 AM, Blogger Christopher Trottier said...

Yes, there is a limit to how much mucus the nose can reproduce. Just ask my eight-year-old cousin.

 
At 8/29/2005 01:05:00 PM, Blogger Jocelyn said...

I didn't know you pay so much attention to your mucus, Nettie.

 
At 8/29/2005 02:27:00 PM, Blogger Jeff H said...

Not to belabor the point, or be intentionally gross, but there is good reason to pay attention to everything that comes out of your body. Changes in coloration, consistency, quantity of any such material can signal significant changes in health. As one example, if your mucus really is green, you've got a respiratory infection, period.

 
At 8/29/2005 03:11:00 PM, Blogger Marla Bean said...

The Greeks based medicine on the four humors of the body: the black bile, blood, phlegm and yellow bile. So, if you were sick, it was because one of your humors was out of whack. More than illness, they belived that your mood was reflected from your humors. Like the Greek word "melaina" means black, the Greeks belived that black bile was connected to depression or sad - this is where the word melancholy comes from. Anyway... I think its interesting, if not a tad off topic.

 
At 8/29/2005 03:12:00 PM, Blogger Nettie said...

Trust me, I've seen the rainbow.

 

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