Sometimes There Are No Answers
If my feet were smaller, would I trip over them less?
How do they get the pizza in the pizza-flavored Cheetos?
Is there no apparent limit to the amount of mucus the human nose can produce?
And if I eat enough of the Cheetos, will mine be orange?
Are ants grateful when you blow them off from the edge of the pool? Or do they just wonder why a giant wind is keeping them from drowning with their brethren?
If you eat enough sour Sweet Tarts, would your taste buds burn off from the effects?
"So the problem is coordination?" "Well, coordination was always a problem, but now with the other problem it's an even bigger problem than it was before. Or, something."
Was the dude who invented blogging the first one to lose interest after a month, leaving the rest of us to our addictions and futile questions?