Saturday, September 24, 2005



Fun Experiments

Do you cut your legs more using a regular razor versus a disposable one? The disposable doesn't have the wires, but maybe that makes you more careful. I can see lots of variables in this.

How long would it take to go insane watching nothing but a steady diet of informercials- "And for just $14.95, you, too can have the body you've always wanted...." "No. NOOOOOOOO!"

Learning how a simple box of detergent can become a deadly weapon. There's a reason they say wearing contacts plus getting a foreign substance in your eyes is a recipe for disaster. Trust me on this one.

How do they know the dog food really tastes good? Is there any testing that goes on, or do we have to take their word for it?

Parades- a military turns civilian experiment gone very, very wrong. Why on earth is it fun to sit on a sweltering road and watch a bunch of dancing idiots go by with a few sparring candidates thrown in? Better, why do I keep doing it to myself?

But then there's the Austin Blog, and that really is fun.

19 Comments:

At 9/24/2005 02:07:00 PM, Blogger Becca said...

Yeah... the only interesting thing that could potentially happen in Chem this year is if somebody's contacts get fused to their eyes. As horrible as that is, it would give me something to laugh about.

Man, I'm evil.

:) snap.

 
At 9/24/2005 02:52:00 PM, Blogger Jeff H said...

You could while away the time watching the parade by shaving your legs.

Infomercials: Satan's gift to humanity.

 
At 9/24/2005 02:58:00 PM, Blogger Nettie said...

I was marching in it.

 
At 9/24/2005 03:26:00 PM, Blogger Jeff H said...

Then shaving your legs would've become part of the parade, instead of just something a bored on-looker would do. Win-win situation, as I see it.

 
At 9/24/2005 05:09:00 PM, Blogger Joe said...

I haven't shaved my legs in over two months.

I haven't shaved my legs in over two years.

I haven't shaved my legs in over 63 years!

 
At 9/24/2005 06:25:00 PM, Blogger My Kid's Mom said...

I just use Nair. I noticed Joe said he hasn't "shaved" his legs, so perhaps he uses Nair, too.

 
At 9/25/2005 09:13:00 AM, Blogger ~Deb said...

Gotta love it when that commercial for Coritsol comes on,

"Do you have stubborn belly fat around your mid-section? Well it's not your fault that you're fat, it's a stubborn hormone called cortisol that's doing it."

No. It can't be the big macs and large fries along with that big ol' milkshake for lunch that's doing it, can it?

Amazes me. I have been home sick with the flu and watching all sorts of wonderful programs. Believe me, I don't think I can bear to watch Lifetime--ever---again!

 
At 9/25/2005 11:29:00 AM, Blogger Amigo said...

Never had a problem with hair on my legs. Some type of guy thing. As for shaving my face, I don't think I've ever seen wires on any razors I've used, disposable or otherwise.

Infomercials are evil wastes of time.

The box of detergent makes a better weapon when thrown.

Dog food probably tastes about as good as it can, given its ingrediants and purpose of being all the food a dog needs. Like people, dogs think the stuff that tastes best is also what helps your body the least. I've never tasted my dogs food, but his jerky snacks do smell like jerky.

I'm in agreement on parades. Never liked watching them.

 
At 9/25/2005 01:26:00 PM, Blogger TC said...

I can only use certain kind of razors without cutting myself. I can't stand parades, but the Little Princess loves them and I have never tried Dog Food

 
At 9/25/2005 02:28:00 PM, Blogger Better Safe Than Sorry said...

i've actually never noticed that wire thing on the razors, now i'm going to have to look, i've used both types but i'm careful with both types as well
i don't watch infommericals, ever
one of my kids once ate some tide and i had to call the poison centre about it!!!!!
people eat cat food, so why not dog food too?
awww, i love parades. all those floats!!!!!!

 
At 9/25/2005 08:11:00 PM, Blogger Mountain Mama said...

If people knew what goes into pet food, they wouldn't want to eat it. I have a hard time giving it to my puppies, but they sure like it.
The only alternative is to make their food myself.

 
At 9/25/2005 09:21:00 PM, Blogger M. C. Pearson said...

Love your blog...so gosh darned funny! You are twisted...but aren't we all? I hate parades too--I hate any type of thing that makes you wait around standing in the middle of a crowd getting sunburned. Funny about the dog food...my stinker puppies escaped from the kitchen tonight and ate the remains of my two sons' dinner that they left on the TV trays. Guess they prefer human stuff.
God Bless!

 
At 9/25/2005 10:15:00 PM, Blogger Jayleigh said...

I cut my finger with one of those wire-wrapped jobs. It was really sick.

Also, I can't watch infomercials. They make me want to buy every single thing!

Have a great week, dearie.

 
At 9/25/2005 10:39:00 PM, Blogger Janette said...

Another dangerous combination is contact lenses and toothpaste. I'll spare you the gory details and simply say that I no longer brush my teeth with the reckless abandon that I once did.

 
At 9/26/2005 08:01:00 AM, Blogger ~Deb said...

Hey,

Regarding the dog food bit- remember the "Honeymooner's" when Ralph and Norton thought they were eating a certain kind of dip that Alice made, and it turned out to be dog food? That just brought back a memory.

Who does taste this stuff?

 
At 9/26/2005 10:53:00 AM, Blogger bigwhitehat said...

I don’t shave my legs but the quatro works well on my face and head.

They have both canine and human dog food tasters.

You should go to better Parades.

You should wear safety glasses when doing laundry. Not everybody should but, you should.

 
At 9/26/2005 01:51:00 PM, Blogger David said...

I once dated a woman online ( if you can do that) and then found out her husband was a big cheese at pitching products on the TV. He was very wealthy!!

 
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