You Know You Watch Too Much TV When...
*You can recite the entire day's lineup on Lifetime (9 A.M. Golden Girls, 9:30 The Nanny, 10 Golden Girls....)
*Not only can you sing the K-9 Advantix song on cue, it has become your "special commercial".
*There are four things that look interesting on at 7...but you've seen them all.
*There is not a single episode of the Golden Girls that you can't recite at least some of the dialogue to.
*You can't sleep without the tube on.
*You are way too amused by the Roaming Gnome.
*You could never buy a car with a TV in it: "But Officer, I wasn't watching it, I was just listening to it."
*You're convinced a set of fairy godparents would solve all your problems.
*You get scared by some of the things you see on there...like those diet pills people...No, no, get out of my head evil Leptoprin woman!
Look beyond what you see...
posted by Nettie @ 9/02/2005 07:01:00 PM
13 Comments:
LOL...this is too true. I don't watch much tv anymore, but I do watch some at specific times and know the line up for that particular channel between 3:00pm and 5:00 pm....sometimes I'll take a nap with the tv on to that particular station because I know the lineup at that time. Then when I wake up I can have a rough idea of what time it is because of the show that is on...
The evil Leptoprin woman? Not sure I've seen her. The thing I'm sick of is "Digger" the nail fungus monster. Makes me sick. Literally. Actually, if you pay attention to commercials, so many of them are designed to scare you about something.
Well, since you brought it up...
Have you seen the eerily disturbing looking guy pushing his "colonic cleansing" products? He looks like the slimiest used car salesmen in Tijuana. I wouldn't buy a starving child from the guy--and he looks like he's got a basement full of them, waiting for eBay to relax its regulations. He's evil, pure and simple.
Are they not 'fairly odd parents'? I've never watched the show...really believe me.
I don't watch much T.V., I just blog and blog and blog. Oh and I email too.
I have to add this. Remember on your birthday ~ the same day as mine? I posted happy birthday Nettie and it sat there for literally weeks? Well, I am ashamed. I got a satelite T.V. system for my birthday and was addicted for I don't know how long. I'm gonna go check right now. Argh that was evil, dang evil I tells ya.
Ok, I checked. I blogged only five times in those first five weeks of hugging my new satellite system! How dreadful.
"K9 Advantix quickly stopped all the biting"...doo, doo, doo...
I've always wanted to sing commercial jingles for a living.... seriously.
What's wrong with being amused by the Roaming Gnome? lol! Evidently I must watch too much TV if I immediately knew who the roaming gnome was...
I'm hooked on "House" now... Cindy, who used to never watch TV... seriously, I didn't even have cable... partly because I was boycotting my cable company because they were jerks... but I really didn't even care or miss it. TV was really just background noise for me...Then hubby and I got married, I required call waiting, caller ID and privacy director on the phone, he required satellite TV. Now I'm hooked...oh, and so is he... bwoo-ha-ha-ha!
LOL, how about, "We gotta land by 1915 because Lost is on...new episode!"
Oh, Alice here!
I not only sing the K9 Advantix song, I use the product! And I have neither fleas nor ticks.
Some say I do have other problems, though.
i only watch two shows, fat actress and sopranos, but this week i've been watching cnn
My current TV pet peeve is Geraldo Rivera. Someone needs to give him a pill. Or give me some earplugs.
How sweet that you like the Golden Broads. I used to watch them at lunchtime.
That Blanche is one horny broad.
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