You Know You Watch Too Much TV When...
*You can recite the entire day's lineup on Lifetime (9 A.M. Golden Girls, 9:30 The Nanny, 10 Golden Girls....)
*Not only can you sing the K-9 Advantix song on cue, it has become your "special commercial".
*There are four things that look interesting on at 7...but you've seen them all.
*There is not a single episode of the Golden Girls that you can't recite at least some of the dialogue to.
*You can't sleep without the tube on.
*You are way too amused by the Roaming Gnome.
*You could never buy a car with a TV in it: "But Officer, I wasn't watching it, I was just listening to it."
*You're convinced a set of fairy godparents would solve all your problems.
*You get scared by some of the things you see on there...like those diet pills people...No, no, get out of my head evil Leptoprin woman!